We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
When are your genitals available?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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