I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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