Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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