so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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