i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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