I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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