The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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