Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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