You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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