she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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