He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
