Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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