i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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