And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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