Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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