the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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