wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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