Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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