I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
