Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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