We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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