There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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