So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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