No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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