i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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