got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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