I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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