So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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