i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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