We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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