you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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