Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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