PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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