i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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