Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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