I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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