do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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