Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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