How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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