Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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