That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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