I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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