I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
