Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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