she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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