yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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