My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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