bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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