I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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