i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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